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Absolutely no worries, been there
did you give him the candy bar or did he call the cops?
You were. You used to always get really curious before bedtime and say you couldn't sleep until you knew the answer to whatever question you'd thought up. One night you wanted to know what each specific type of dinosaur ate.
[ooc: I just searched for "funny things kids say" and found that but I can change it if it doesn't vibe for you]
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[ he probably tried to call the cops but she was long gone by then. ]
that sounds a lot like me
even now i won't shut up until i get an answer
i would say we are in the right line of work, don't you agree?
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[Nat might very well check and see if that call was made, just for laughs.]
Either that or we could have been good at basically everything.
tw: human trafficking but also, SADNESS
i probably saved him a trip to the hospital and maybe even a foot
[ the funny thing is, they are good at pretty much everything. ]
if we weren't, you know, trafficked as children and moulded into cold-blooded killers
where do you think you would be right now
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Honestly? I don't know. I've imagined hundreds of other potential lives but...
none of them ever actually feel like mine.
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oh henry is mediocre at best
i think mars bars are better
[ she understands the feeling, actually. it's not that she wishes she was living another life— just that... it's nice to pretend. ]
natasha
are you happy?
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mars bars are definitely better.
[if anyone were going to get it... which made it easier to say.]
Yes, I think so. Although it still feels strange to say. Like it'd disappear if it knew I could see it in the room.
Are you?