Don't let Alexei hear you say that. He will cr— Pipsqueak?
[ she's only a little embarrassed that she practically squeaks the word out but OKAY, now it's yelena's turn to look at him in complete disbelief when his hand hovers above her head like, what the F—
how did she go from goldilocks to pipsqueak in five minutes flat??? ]
That was so uncalled for! I'm almost 5'4" so I am pretty much the average height of a regular Russian woman and [ she goes into a half-squat and slaps her thighs ] I have super strong legs.
[ she has half the mind to keep rolling with her bluff because it's what she does best, but it almost feels like he's going to ask her to prove it which she WILL because yelena belova does not back down from a challenge, ever. ]
Don't think I don't know what you're doing, Barnes. You're just pulling some reverse psychology shit on me so I can give you a piggyback ride to your bed and tuck you in, yes? Men! So predictable.
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[ she's only a little embarrassed that she practically squeaks the word out but OKAY, now it's yelena's turn to look at him in complete disbelief when his hand hovers above her head like, what the F—
how did she go from goldilocks to pipsqueak in five minutes flat??? ]
That was so uncalled for! I'm almost 5'4" so I am pretty much the average height of a regular Russian woman and [ she goes into a half-squat and slaps her thighs ] I have super strong legs.
[ she has half the mind to keep rolling with her bluff because it's what she does best, but it almost feels like he's going to ask her to prove it which she WILL because yelena belova does not back down from a challenge, ever. ]
Don't think I don't know what you're doing, Barnes. You're just pulling some reverse psychology shit on me so I can give you a piggyback ride to your bed and tuck you in, yes? Men! So predictable.